Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m food | cowsay

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Consider the following axioms carefully:

 "Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz."

 and

 "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it."

What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz cracker? The

thought is frightening. Is this how God came into being? Try not to

consider the fact that "Things go better with Coke".

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