Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m ethnic | cowsay

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The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England,

 live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.

Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America,

 live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.

The worst case: Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,

 live with a British wife, and eat American food.

 -Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine

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