Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m ethnic | cowsay

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Seems that a pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll.

Her question was, "Excuse me; what's your opinion on the meat shortage?"

In Texas, the answer was "What's a shortage?"

In Poland, the answer was "What's meat?"

In the Soviet Union, the answer was "What's an opinion?"

In New York City, the answer was "What's excuse me?"

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