Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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Symptom: Everything has gone dark.

Fault: The Bar is closing.

Action Required: Panic.

Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.

 You cannot see the bathroom light.

Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.

Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not,

 treat yourself to a lie-in.

 -Bar Troubleshooting

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