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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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[Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama.]

Off-screen crowd: Norm!

Sam: How the hell do they know him here?

Cliff: He's got a life, you know.

 -Cheers, From Beer to Eternity

Woody: What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Elope with my wife.

 -Cheers, The Triangle

Woody: How's life, Mr. Peterson?

Norm: Oh, I'm waiting for the movie.

 -Cheers, Take My Shirt.. Please?

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