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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14

Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good

liquor at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, which you insert and

light after you've opened the bottle. No one ever expects anything

drinkable to be in a bottle which has a candle stuck in its neck.

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