Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?

Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

 -Cheers, No Help Wanted

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?

Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.

 -Cheers, No Help Wanted

Coach: How's a beer sound, Norm?

Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

 -Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights

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