Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m drugs | cowsay

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it

into a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar

and repeats this sequence -several times. Finally the bartender got so

curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.

Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman."

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