Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection:

 (1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it.

 (2) Any computer design over 10 years old is obsolete.

 (3) Anything made by IBM is junk. (See number 2)

 (4) The minimum acceptable CPU power for a single user is a

 VAX/780 with a floating point accelerator.

 (5) Any computer with a mouse is worthless.

 -Rich Kulawiec

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