Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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U.S. of A.:

 "Don't speak to the bus driver."

Germany:

 "It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver."

England:

 "You are requested to refrain from speaking to the driver."

Scotland:

 "What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?"

Italy:

 "Don't answer the driver."

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