Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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TIPS FOR PERFORMERS:

 Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters.

 There are a finite number of jokes in the universe.

 Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music longer than

 they would ordinarily.

 There is no music in space.

 People will pay to watch people make sounds.

 Everything on stage should be larger than in real life.

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