Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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The three biggest software lies:

 (1) *Of course* we'll give you a copy of the source.

 (2) *Of course* the third party vendor we bought that from

 will fix the microcode.

 (3) Beta test site? No, *of course* you're not a beta test site.

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