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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases

are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy. Thus:

Retribution:

 I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother.

Anticipation:

 I'm going to kill you because I killed your brother.

Diplomacy:

 I'm going to kill my brother and then kill you on the

 pretext that your brother did it.

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