Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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The Following Subsume All Physical and Human Laws:

 (1) You can't push on a string.

 (2) Ain't no free lunches.

 (3) Them as has, gets.

 (4) You can't win them all, but you sure as hell can lose them all.

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