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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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telepression, n.:

 The deep-seated guilt which stems from knowing that you did not try

 hard enough to look up the number on your own and instead put the

 burden on the directory assistant.

 -"Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

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