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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Some points to remember [about animals]:

 (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri,

 hippopotamuses;

 (2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the

 front of your clothes;

 (3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs

 you have just kicked.

 -Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

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