Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:

 (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

 (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.

 (3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is

 attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is

 attracted to dark objects.

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