Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Scott's First Law:

 No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

Scott's Second Law:

 When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found

 to have been wrong in the first place.

Corollary:

 After the correction has been found in error, it will be

 impossible to fit the original quantity back into the

 equation.

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