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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Reception area, n.:

 The purgatory where office visitors are condemned to spend

 innumerable hours reading dog-eared back issues of trade

 magazines like Modern Plastics, Chain Saw Age, and Chicken World,

 while the receptionist blithely reads her own trade magazine --

 Cosmopolitan.

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