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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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progress, n.:

 Medieval man thought disease was caused by invisible demons

 invading the body and taking possession of it.

 Modern man knows disease is caused by microscopic bacteria

 and viruses invading the body and causing it to malfunction.

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