Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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program, n.:

 Any task that can't be completed in one telephone call or one

 day. Once a task is defined as a program ("training program,"

 "sales program," or "marketing program"), its implementation

 always justifies hiring at least three more people.

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