Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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pessimist:

 A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the

 wolf from the door.

optimist:

 A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of

 his pants.

opportunist:

 A man who invites the wolf in and appears the next day in a fur coat.

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             ||    UU  ||
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