Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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pessimist:

 A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the

 wolf from the door.

optimist:

 A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of

 his pants.

opportunist:

 A man who invites the wolf in and appears the next day in a fur coat.

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                \  /
                 \/
         (__)    /\
         (oo)   O  O
         _\/_   //
    *    (    ) //
    \  (\\    //
     \(  \\    )
      (   \\   )   /\
    ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__
    |\__[=======______//________)__\
    \|_______________//____________|
    |||      || //||     |||
    |||      || @.||     |||
    ||      \/  .\/      ||