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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Ozman's Laws:

 (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.

 (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.

 (3) People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.

 (4) Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.

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