Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Magnet, n.:

 Something acted upon by magnetism.

Magnetism, n.:

 Something acting upon a magnet.

The two definition immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of

one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with

a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge.

 -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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