Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Law of Selective Gravity:

 An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Jenning's Corollary:

 The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side

 down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law of the Perversity of Nature:

 You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

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