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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food Packages:

 For all P, where P is a package of snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING

 package of snack food.

Gibson the Cat's Corrolary:

 For all L, where L is a package of lunch meat, L is Gibson's package

 of lunch meat.

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