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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Fun experiments:

 Get a can of shaving cream, throw it in a freezer for about a week.

 Then take it out, peel the metal off and put it where you want..

 bedroom, car, etc. As it thaws, it expands an unbelievable amount.

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