Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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First Law of Procrastination:

 Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility

 for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who

 imposed the deadline).

Fifth Law of Procrastination:

 Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that

 there is nothing important to do.

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