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Finagle's Eighth Law:

 If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

Finagle's Ninth Law:

 No matter what results are expected, someone is always willing to

 fake it.

Finagle's Tenth Law:

 No matter what the result someone is always eager to misinterpret it.

Finagle's Eleventh Law:

 No matter what occurs, someone believes it happened according to

 his pet theory.

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