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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Cynic, n.:

 A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not

 as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking

 out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

 -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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