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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Chicago Transit Authority Rider's Rule #84:

 The CTA has complimentary pop-up timers available on request

 for overheated passengers. When your timer pops up, the driver will

 cheerfully baste you.

 -Chicago Reader 5/28/82

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