Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Beifeld's Principle:

 The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive

 young female increases by pyramidical progression when he

 is already in the company of (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a

 better-looking and richer male friend.

 -R. Beifeld

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