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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Barbara's Rules of Bitter Experience:

 (1) When you empty a drawer for his clothes

 and a shelf for his toiletries, the relationship ends.

 (2) When you finally buy pretty stationary

 to continue the correspondence, he stops writing.

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