Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Arthur's Laws of Love:

 (1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you

 remind them of someone else.

 (2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be

 delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of

 yourself in person.

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