Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m definitions | cowsay

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Acquaintance, n:

 A person whom we know well enough to borrow from but not well

 enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when the

 object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.

 -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

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