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but look at the French. You could spell every word in their language phonetically using only about 6 letters 4 consonants and 2 vowels c, f, r, l. And the vowels? Well, one is the sound you make when you have constipation; the other when you have diarrhea what do you expect from that diet of snails and frogs? 
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