Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m cookie | cowsay

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"I am convinced that the manufacturers of carpet odor removing powder have

 included encapsulated time released cat urine in their products. This

 technology must be what prevented its distribution during my mom's reign. My

 carpet smells like piss, and I don't have a cat. Better go by some more."

 -timw@zeb.USWest.COM, in alt.conspiracy

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