Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m cookie | cowsay

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"And we heard him exclaim

 As he started to roam:

 `I'm a hologram, kids,

 please don't try this at home!'"

 -Bob Violence

 -Howie Chaykin's little animated 3-dimensional darling, Bob Violence

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