Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m cookie | cowsay

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"There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a howling

away at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were

a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to

see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was."

 -Alex in "Clockwork Orange"

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