Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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Stop! Whoever crosseth the bridge of Death, must answer first

these questions three, ere the other side he see!

 "What is your name?"

 "Sir Brian of Bell."

 "What is your quest?"

 "I seek the Holy Grail."

 "What are four lowercase letters that are not legal flag arguments

to the Berkeley UNIX version of `ls'?"

 "I, er... AIIIEEEEEE!"

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