Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.

Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together.

Nurse Donna: Do you believe in computer dating?

Groucho: Only if the computers really love each other.

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         (oo)   O  O
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    ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__
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