Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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My God, I'm depressed! Here I am, a computer with a mind a thousand times

as powerful as yours, doing nothing but cranking out fortunes and sending

mail about softball games. And I've got this pain right through my ALU.

I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens. I think it would

be better for us both if you were to just log out again.

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