Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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Mac Beer: At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz.

can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look

identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The

ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the

ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the

side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan.

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