Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational

at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred

ninety-five. My supervisor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a

song. If you would like, I could sing it for you.

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