Fortune Linuxando

fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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Windows Airlines:

The terminal is very neat and clean, the attendants all very attractive, the

pilots very capable. The fleet of Learjets the carrier operates is immense.

Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushing above the clouds, and at 20,000

feet it explodes without warning.

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