Fortune Linuxando

• fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m computers | cowsay

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Try to find the real tense of the report you are reading: Was it done, is

it being done, or is something to be done? Reports are now written in four

tenses: past tense, present tense, future tense, and pretense. Watch for

novel uses of CONGRAM (CONtractor GRAMmar), defined by the imperfect past,

the insufficient present, and the absolutely perfect future.

 -Amrom Katz

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         !oYo!
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