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George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of

his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note:

 "Bring a friend, if you have one."

Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he

had a previous engagement. He also attached the following:

 "Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one."

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