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fortune@linuxando~ $fortune -m art | cowsay

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7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)

 The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National

 Redwood Forest.

7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)

 The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the

 Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.

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